Chorus:
[C] All my friends are [Am] heathens, take it [E] slow
[C] Wait for them to [Am] ask you who you [E] know
Please [C] don't make a-[Am] ny sudden [E] moves
You [C] don't know the [Am] half of the a-[E] bused

[C] All my friends are [Am] heathens, take it [E] slow
[C] Wait for them to [Am] ask you who you [E] know
Please [C] don't make a-[Am] ny sudden [E] moves
You [C] don't know the [Am] half of the a-[E] bused

Verse 1:
[C] Welcome to the room of people
Who have rooms of people that they [Em] loved one day docked away
[Am] Just because we check the guns at the door
Doesn't mean our [Em] brains will change from hand grenades
[C] You'll never know the [Am] psychopath sitting next to [Em] you
You'll never know the murderer sitting next to [C] you
You'll think, how'd I [Am] get here sitting next to [B7] you?
But after all I've said, please don't forget

Chorus:
[C] All my friends are [Am] heathens, take it [E] slow
[C] Wait for them to [Am] ask you who you [E] know
Please [C] don't make a-[Am] ny sudden [E] moves
You [C] don't know the [Am] half of the a-[E] bused

Verse 2
[C] We don't deal with outsiders very well
[Em] They say newcomers have a certain smell
[Am] You have trust issues, not to mention
[Em] They say they can smell your intentions
[C] You'll never know the [Am] freakshow sitting next to [Em] you
You'll have some weird people sitting next to [C] you
You'll think "How'd I [Am] get here, sitting next to [B7] you"
But after all I've said, please don't forget

Chorus:
[C] All my friends are [Am] heathens, take it [E] slow
[C] Wait for them to [Am] ask you who you [E] know
Please [C] don't make a-[Am] ny sudden [E] moves
You [C] don't know the [Am] half of the a-[E] bused

Bridge:
[C] All my friends are [Am] heathens, take it [Em] slow (Watch it)
[C] Wait for them to [Am] ask you who you [Em] know (Watch it)
[C] All my friends are [Am] heathens, take it [Em] slow (Watch it)
[C] Wait for them to [Am] ask you who you [Em] know (Watch it)